I
I come to you, Sir, with my skirt lifted
for I have heard it said that you have the name of Sir Montan;
and because I have never been screwed until I was satisfied;
and I have kept busy for two years a chaplain,
his clerks, and his entire retinue;
and I have a large backside, wide and frisky,
and a bigger cunt than any other woman.

II
And I come to you, Lady, with my pants down.
with a prick bigger than a horny donkey;
and I will screw you with such fervour
that you will have to wash the sheets the next day
- then you will say they need to be laundered.
And we will not leave here, neither me nor my large balls,
without having screwed you so well that you are left swooning.

III
Since you have threatened me so much with screwing,
I would like to know, Sir, more of what you boast about,
for I have courteously armed my door
to bear the weight of your great balls.
Then I will begin to kick out in such a way
that you will not be able to stay among the hairs at the front
and you will need to begin again at the back.

IV
Be aware, Lady, that I am in agreement with all that
- provided that we are together until the next day,
my member will beat on your armed door,
then you will be aware of whether I am a charlatan or not.
For I will make you give from behind
a blast that will seem to you like the sound of a horn,
and on that note, you will compose such a dance song.
 

(Nappholz, Unsung women)